F.O.L.O. (Fear Of Losing Orders)

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F. O. L. O. is when you’re so scared of losing your package that you act like it’s the last slice of pizza at a buffet. You’ll even yell at your dog if it barks too loud.
I almost peed my pants when my doorbell rang and I was in the shower.
I answered the door with my sock on and yelled, 'I’m coming, I’m coming!'
I stared at my delivery app for so long, my phone started to laugh at me.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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F. O. L. O. is like being stuck in traffic when you’re already late. You’re sweating, you’re yelling, and you’re checking your phone like it’s going to save your life.
I looked through my door viewer for 20 minutes like I was on a mission.
I screamed at my neighbor because their kid was playing outside and I thought it was the delivery van.
I checked my delivery app so much, I got a notification that said, 'You’re being checked.'
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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F. O. L. O. is when you get so worked up about a package that you forget to eat, sleep, or even brush your teeth. You’re just waiting for that damn doorbell.
I didn’t eat lunch because I was too busy checking my app.
I answered the door in my pajamas and yelled, 'I saw you!'
I sat on the floor and stared at my phone like it was my ex.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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F. O. L. O. is the reason why you’re so mean to your delivery driver. You’re just too busy being a grumpy, sweaty, angry human being.
I yelled at my delivery driver like he stole my wallet.
I ran to the door when I heard a noise and tripped over my cat.
I forgot I had a package and started eating my lunch like nothing happened.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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F. O. L. O. is when you’re so obsessed with your package that you start talking to it. You’re like, 'I know you’re here, I can feel you.'
I whispered to my package, 'Don’t let me down now.'
I answered the door with my hair in a towel and yelled, 'It’s me!'
I checked my app so much, I got a message from my mom asking if I was alive.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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F. O. L. O. is when you’re too busy waiting for your package to notice that you’ve been wearing the same pants for three days.
I sat on the floor and stared at my phone like it was my best friend.
I forgot to brush my teeth because I was too busy looking at my app.
I answered the door in my socks and yelled, 'Don’t make me wait anymore!'
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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