Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When your boner hits you like a sack of bricks for no reason and you're too lazy to figure out why.

Just sitting here eating chips and my boner decided to join the party.

Started a Zoom call and my boner was like, 'Hey, I'm here too.'

I walked into the kitchen and my boner was already in the fridge.

2

A boner so sudden it feels like your pants are trying to start a fight.

I was reading a book and my boner just popped up like a ninja.

My boner hit me during a math test and I got a zero for my trouble.

I was talking to my mom and my boner was like, 'I'm not listening.'

3

When your boner is going full on without any warning or sense.

I was taking a dump and my boner was like, 'I'm not done yet.'

I was watching TV and my boner was having a full-blown party.

I was sleeping and my boner woke me up for no damn reason.

4

A boner that hits you when you least expect it, like your pants are being haunted.

I was walking down the street and my boner was like, 'I'm coming with you.'

I was at the grocery store and my boner was in the cereal aisle.

I was talking to my friend and my boner was doing a TikTok dance.

5

When your boner decides to show up and take over your whole day.

I was at work and my boner was like, 'I'm not going back to the office.'

I was on a plane and my boner was causing a delay.

I was on a date and my boner was stealing the spotlight.

6

A boner that hits you so fast it feels like you're getting attacked by a chicken.

I was eating a sandwich and my boner was like, 'I'm here to help.'

I was walking my dog and my boner was running with me.

I was in the middle of a conversation and my boner was talking over me.