F'nerks

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F'nerks are like the sh*t sandwich of the North. Fish and chips, but with more grime and less dignity.

My mum said I'd die if I didn't eat f'nerks at least once a week.

That f'nerks place near the factory is the only reason I still live in Huddersfield.

I tried to be fancy and order a salad. My friend laughed and said, 'You're not fancy. You're f'nerks.'

F'nerks are the breakfast of champions who got kicked out of the fanciest restaurant for spitting in the soup.

I ate f'nerks for dinner. My dog ran away in horror.

My uncle said f'nerks are the only food that can survive a full English breakfast.

The f'nerks man yelled at me for not eating fast enough.

F'nerks are like the love child of a greasy spoon and a punch in the face.

My teacher said if I don't stop talking, I'll get f'nerks for lunch.

My dad's f'nerks are so good, he eats them for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

I told my friend I was going to a f'nerks place. He said, 'That's not a place. That's a punishment.'