Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

I want you to blow me so hard I explode on your junk

Bro I just saw this guy and it hit me like a freight train

My cousin told me that and now I'm questioning my whole life

My ex said that during our last fight and I still feel it

2

You better make me cum so much I get a second head on your penis

My girlfriend says that every time I eat too much pizza

My neighbor yelled that at me through the wall last night

I texted my friend that and he replied with a photo of a toilet

3

I’m going to cum so fast I’ll paint your dick with my cum

She said that right before she kissed me

My brother used that line to tease me at school

I told my crush that and now we’re dating

4

You better make me cum so much I turn your junk into a cum fountain

He said that after I made a mess in his car

My mom used that line on me when I failed math

I told my crush that and now we're fighting

5

I want you to make me cum so much my cum will leak out of your mouth

My crush said that when we were hiding in the closet

My friend told me that during a group project

I said that to my teacher and got detention

6

You’re going to make me cum so much my cum will cover your whole face

She said that when I spilled soda on her shirt

My dad used that line on me when I broke his phone

I said that to my crush and now we’re together