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It’s like getting hit by a truck in the pants and then being chased by a bull.
Bro, I’m gonna F. M. S. H. T. I. C. W. A you in the morning.
Sent to my crush after our first kiss.
My mom said that to my dad after he danced on the table.
F.M.S.H.T.I.C.W.A
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It’s when you’re so sore you think you’ve been run over by a bus and then a goat.
Texted my ex after he asked for a second date.
I sent it to my gym coach after he made me do 50 burpees.
My brother said it to my sister after she stole his pizza.
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You’re so wrecked you think you were thrown into a blender and then kicked by a horse.
Sent to my crush after our first date.
My dad said it to my mom after she yelled at him.
Texted my friend after he challenged me to a dance-off.
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It’s when your legs are so tired they’re begging for mercy and your brain is screaming.
Sent to my crush after he asked me to dance.
My sister said it to my brother after he ate all the cookies.
Texted my teacher after he gave me 10 extra homework.
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You feel like you’ve been dragged through a swamp and then hit by a train.
Texted my crush after our first kiss.
Sent to my friend after he made me do 100 push-ups.
My dad said it to my mom after she yelled at him for 2 hours.
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It’s like you’ve been thrown into a meat grinder and then stepped on by an elephant.
Sent to my crush after our first date.
My mom said it to my dad after he danced on the table.
Texted my friend after he challenged me to a race.