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When you sit on Facebook like a fat kid on Christmas Eve instead of talking to your relatives.

I was supposed to eat dinner with my mom but I was on Facebook arguing with my ex.

My cousin sent me a message saying 'You're missing the best part of the holiday!' and I replied 'I'm getting my revenge on you.'

My dad yelled 'You're more important than my family!' and I said 'You're more important than your own brain.'

A math rule that says force equals mass times acceleration. Also what you shout when you push someone like a bully.

My friend got hit by a car and I said 'That's F equals M times A!' and he said 'You're more stupid than the equation.'

I pushed my brother and yelled 'F equals M times A!' and he said 'You're weaker than a chicken.'

I used the equation in class and my teacher said 'You're more confused than a lost sock.'

When you think force equals mass times apple instead of acceleration. Sounds like something a dumb kid would say.

My teacher said 'Force is mass times acceleration!' and I said 'No, it's mass times apple!'

I got an F on my test because I wrote 'apple' instead of 'acceleration.'

My friend asked me why I failed and I said 'I thought apples were involved.'

When you say 'fuck and make up' like a baby who just got told off by a parent.

I said 'fuck and make up' when my mom yelled at me for eating my brother's pizza.

I told my friend 'fuck and make up' after he stole my phone.

I said 'fuck and make up' because I got detention for drawing on the walls.