F!lthy

F! lthy: I just saw my dog eat a sock. That's what I call him now.

F! lthy: My mom said I stank like a rotten sandwich. I took it as a compliment.

F! lthy: I got in trouble for drawing a fart on the teacher's face. My nickname is now F! lthy.

F! lthy: My brother called me F! lthy because he saw me eat a whole plate of spaghetti with my hands.

F! lthy: I got called F! lthy because I forgot to brush my teeth and smelled like a garbage can.

F! lthy: My friend said I looked like a monster after I ate a burger and forgot to wash my face.

F! lthy: My teacher gave me the nickname F! lthy because I spilled chocolate milk on my shirt and wouldn't clean it.

F! lthy: I got called F! lthy because I wore the same socks for a week and they looked like they had lived in a landfill.

F! lthy: I was called F! lthy because I walked into class with mud on my shoes and a banana in my pocket.