F.L.A.F.

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A human shaped meatball that looks like it was hit by a bus and didn’t care.
My cousin is F. L. A. F. and still eats pizza for breakfast.
That guy at the gym is F. L. A. F. and thinks he’s a superhero.
My dog’s owner is F. L. A. F. and can’t fit in the car.
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A person who looks like they were dropped in a sack of donuts and never got up.
My teacher is F. L. A. F. and still eats candy bars for lunch.
My brother is F. L. A. F. and can’t run more than five steps.
That kid in class is F. L. A. F. and can’t fit in the desk.
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A person who eats like a horse and looks like a couch that got kicked.
My mom is F. L. A. F. and eats three burgers for dinner.
That guy at the party is F. L. A. F. and can’t dance.
My neighbor is F. L. A. F. and his dog is fatter than him.
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A person who looks like a pizza that was dropped on the floor and stepped on.
My friend is F. L. A. F. and can’t fit in the car.
That guy at the mall is F. L. A. F. and eats ice cream for breakfast.
My uncle is F. L. A. F. and can’t run more than two steps.
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A person who is so fat they look like they were rolled in a donut and forgot to get up.
My dad is F. L. A. F. and eats a whole pizza for breakfast.
That girl in my class is F. L. A. F. and can’t fit in the chair.
My dog’s owner is F. L. A. F. and can’t fit in the door.
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A person who looks like they were stuck in a bag of chips and forgot to come out.
My cousin is F. L. A. F. and eats three burgers for lunch.
That guy at the gym is F. L. A. F. and can’t lift a dumbbell.
My neighbor is F. L. A. F. and can’t fit in the car.
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