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Blame it all on someone else and run like a coward.
My mom said I got F&L after I spilled coffee on her pants.
He got F&L when he left me hanging at the mall.
My dog did F&L after I took his favorite toy.
F&L
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Like when you think you're dead and then realize you're still alive.
She said she was F&L after her cat knocked over her entire kitchen.
He was F&L when he missed his flight and his dog ate his passport.
I was F&L after I ate three pies and tried to run a marathon.
3
When you feel like a used-up sock that got left in the laundry.
She said she had F&L after her ex broke up with her on Instagram.
He had F&L after he failed his math test and got a pizza delivery at 3 a. m.
I had F&L after I tried to explain my life to my grandma.
4
When you laugh so hard you roll over and think about your life.
They were F&L after watching the kid fall off the slide.
I was F&L after my dog tried to eat my homework.
He was F&L after his friend told the worst joke ever.
5
When you tell someone to go to hell and then give them a thumbs up.
She said F&L to her boss and gave him a thumbs up.
He did F&L to his friend and then texted him a pizza emoji.
I did F&L to my mom after she yelled at me for eating my shoes.
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A short way to say you’re going to make your life a mess.
He said F&L before he started his new job.
She texted F&L before her date.
I said F&L before I ate my fifth burger.
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When you take a lunch break and then do something stupid with someone.
They had F&L during lunch and got caught sneaking cookies.
He had F&L and started a fight with the principal.
I had F&L and tried to eat a whole pizza by myself.