F'ktard

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A band geek with the face of a zombie and the brains of a goat who still thinks they're cool

My band teacher looks like a f'ktard who never got a date

That f'ktard tried to play the flute like it was a saxophone

I saw a f'ktard eating a sandwich at 3 AM in the music room

A pale, inbred, band member who thinks they're the lead singer even though they can't sing and their face looks like it's been run over by a bus

That f'ktard tried to sing and it sounded like a dying cat

The f'ktard wore a shirt that said 'I love my mom' and it was 100% true

I saw a f'ktard eating a bagel at 2 AM and it was the saddest thing I've ever seen

A band nerd who's got the skin of a ghost, the face of a raccoon, and the brain of a confused chicken who thinks they're the best at everything

That f'ktard tried to play the clarinet and it was like a war broke out

The f'ktard wore glasses that made their face look like a potato

I saw a f'ktard crying over a failed solo and it was the worst thing ever