F.K.I.A.

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A person who thinks they’re the smartest in the room and won’t stop telling you they’re right.
My cousin F. K. I. A. told me the sky was green before I even opened my mouth.
At the dinner table, my dad F. K. I. A. corrected my mom about the weather forecast.
My teacher F. K. I. A. gave me a D for spelling 'because' wrong.
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A know-it-all who thinks they’re the only one who knows anything.
My neighbor F. K. I. A. told me I was going to fail my math test before I even started it.
My friend F. K. I. A. knew the answer before I even read the question.
My mom F. K. I. A. said I’d burn down the house before I even lit a match.
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A person who talks too much and thinks they’re the only one who’s ever been right.
My brother F. K. I. A. talked for an hour about why pizza is the best food ever.
My F. K. I. A. teacher explained the whole solar system just to correct me for one mistake.
My F. K. I. A. friend told me the whole story of the Titanic just to show me he was right.
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A person who won’t stop bragging about how smart they are.
My F. K. I. A. cousin bragged about knowing the entire history of Rome before I even opened my book.
My F. K. I. A. friend said he could beat me at chess blindfolded.
My F. K. I. A. brother said he knew the answer before I even asked the question.
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A person who thinks they know everything and won’t shut up about it.
My F. K. I. A. dad told me I was going to fail before I even took the test.
My F. K. I. A. friend explained how to tie a shoe before I even got my laces untied.
My F. K. I. A. teacher corrected me for spelling 'hello' wrong.
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