F'jackn

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F'jack is when someone is doing something so dumb it makes your brain hurt. It’s like watching a kid try to solve a math problem with a banana.

My math teacher F'jacked the whole class when he tried to explain fractions with a pizza that had 17 slices.

I F'jacked my friend by trying to do algebra on a phone that had no battery.

The principal F'jacked the school by wearing a hat made of socks.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

F'jackn is the process of being so F'jacked that you turn into a human disaster. It’s like when you try to eat a whole pizza by yourself and fail.

I F'jackn’d my lunch by trying to eat a sandwich with my feet.

My dog F'jackn’d the house by knocking over a cup of coffee on the computer.

My mom F'jackn’d the kitchen by trying to cook breakfast for 10 people with one pan.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

F'jackinating is when you are so F'jacked you start talking to things. It's like when you whisper secrets to your pencil.

I F'jackinated my pencil by telling it my life story.

My brother F'jackinated the TV by arguing with it about the best movie ever.

My cat F'jackinated the vacuum cleaner by pretending it was a monster.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

F'jackn is when you try to F'jack but you mess it up so bad it becomes a new kind of disaster. It’s like when you try to do a cartwheel and fall into a puddle.

I F'jackn’d my math test by drawing a dragon on it instead of solving the problems.

My friend F'jackn’d the science experiment by putting glitter in the volcano.

My dad F'jackn’d the car by trying to park it in a hallway.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

F'jackinating is the act of being so F'jacked that even your brain gives up on you. It’s like when you try to count to 10 and end up crying.

I F'jackinated my brain by trying to do 20 math problems in one minute.

My sister F'jackinated the whole family by screaming about the color of the sky.

My dog F'jackinated the mailman by chasing him around the block.

by Slangipedia 13d ago