Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A guy or gal who gets a quickie and then bolts. They flirt, they go in, they cum, and they vanish like a fart in a hurricane.

My ex said I was a one-night stand with a side of disrespect.

She texted me 'You were amazing, but I'm not your forever.'

He left me with a headache and a half-eaten pizza.

2

When someone gets a little action and then disappears faster than a sock in the laundry.

He said, 'We had fun, but I'm not your hero.'

She used my phone and then blocked me.

He took my number and then forgot it.

3

They hit it and quit it. They charm you, they go in, they blow their load, and then they run like they're being chased by a bear.

He said, 'I'm not your forever, just your today.'

She left me with a text that said 'Thanks, but no thanks.'

He took my number and then lost it.

4

They get a little action and then leave you hanging like a wet sock in the dryer.

She said, 'You're cute, but I have a life.'

He left me with a text that said 'See you later, maybe.'

She used me and then forgot my name.

5

They flirt, they go in, they cum, and then they leave you with nothing but a broken heart and a text that says 'Thanks, but no thanks.'

He used me and then vanished like a fart in a wind tunnel.

She said, 'You were fun, but I'm not your forever.'

He left me with a text and a half-eaten burrito.

6

They charm you, they go in, they blow their load, and then they run like they're being chased by a bear and a sock.

He said, 'You were good, but I'm not your forever.'

She left me with a text and a broken heart.

He took my number and then forgot it.