f'ing good

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A way to say something is so bad it makes your brain shut down and your soul scream.
My math test was f'ing good. I got a 27% and my dog laughed at me.
The food at the buffet was f'ing good. It looked like it had been sitting there since the dinosaurs died.
My boss said I was f'ing good at my job. That’s the worst compliment I’ve ever gotten.
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When something is so terrible it makes you want to throw your shoes at the sky.
My date was f'ing good. He showed up in pajamas and brought a toaster.
My ex said I was f'ing good at breaking hearts. That’s the most annoying thing I’ve ever heard.
The Wi-Fi at the hotel was f'ing good. It took 10 minutes to load a cat video.
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A way to say something is so bad it could give a cow a headache.
My hair was f'ing good. It looked like a raccoon had thrown a party in my head.
The movie I watched was f'ing good. It had more plot holes than a sponge cake.
My little brother called me f'ing good. That’s the most insult I’ve ever received.
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When something is so bad it could make a saint cry and a devil laugh.
My job was f'ing good. I got paid to yell at a spreadsheet.
The weather was f'ing good. It rained for three days and then the sun came out for five minutes.
My mom called me f'ing good. That’s the most confusing compliment I’ve ever gotten.
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A way to say something is so bad it makes your brain wish it was on vacation.
My coffee was f'ing good. It tasted like it had been sitting in a sock drawer for a month.
My pet turtle said I was f'ing good at life. That’s the most confusing thing I’ve ever heard.
The traffic was f'ing good. It took me two hours to go three blocks.
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