f'ing friday

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The holy grail of work days. The day that makes you forget your own name and your coffee order.

I saw my boss cry when I said 'F'ing Friday' out loud.

My coworker threw a stapler at the clock when it hit 3:00 PM.

I texted my mom 'I'm alive' and she replied 'Good. I'm not.'

The only day you can pretend to be happy while your boss is still pretending to be a human.

My boss said 'I'm fine' when I asked if he was okay. He was wearing pants inside out.

I told my coworker 'I'm going to die on Friday' and he said 'Me too, but I'm dying on Monday.'

I got a text from my boss: 'Don't be late. I'm not even f'ing Friday yet.'

The day you finally get to leave the office and forget that you ever had a job.

I left the office so fast I forgot my shoes. Now I'm walking home in socks.

My coworker screamed 'F'ing Friday!' so loud the dog next door ran away.

I texted my friend 'I'm free' and he replied 'You're free? I'm still stuck in the office.'