f.i.e.t.t.s.

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F. I. E. T. T. S. means friendship is the only thing that keeps you from getting stabbed in the back by your so-called brothers.

My brother tried to steal my pizza. I said, 'F. I. E. T. T. S. or die.' He ate the whole thing.

At the party, I had to save my brother from getting kicked out. I said, 'F. I. E. T. T. S. or I'll kick your ass out.'

When my brother betrayed me, I said, 'You forgot F. I. E. T. T. S. and now you're dead to me.'

F. I. E. T. T. S. is when you know your brothers are the only people who won't turn on you when you're broke and crying in a gas station.

I had no money. My brother gave me $20 and said, 'F. I. E. T. T. S. bro, don't you forget it.'

At the gas station, I was crying. My brother came in and said, 'F. I. E. T. T. S. or I'll cry with you.'

I was broke and my brother said, 'F. I. E. T. T. S. is why I'm giving you my last dollar.'

F. I. E. T. T. S. is the only thing that stops your brothers from stealing your last chicken nugget and laughing at you.

My brother took my last chicken nugget and said, 'F. I. E. T. T. S. or I'll take your last chicken nugget.'

I tried to eat my chicken nugget. My brother took it and said, 'F. I. E. T. T. S. or you're dead.'

I had one chicken nugget left. My brother said, 'F. I. E. T. T. S. or I'll kill you.'

F. I. E. T. T. S. is like the glue that holds your brothers together when they're too lazy to clean up the mess they made.

I cleaned up the mess my brother made. He said, 'F. I. E. T. T. S. or I'll clean up the mess you make.'

My brother spilled pizza everywhere. I said, 'F. I. E. T. T. S. or you're cleaning this up.'

When my brother left a mess, I said, 'F. I. E. T. T. S. or I'll leave a mess bigger than yours.'

F. I. E. T. T. S. is the only thing that keeps your brothers from turning you into the school principal for skipping class.

My brother skipped class. I said, 'F. I. E. T. T. S. or I'll tell the principal.'

I skipped class. My brother said, 'F. I. E. T. T. S. or I'll report you.'

When my brother tried to rat me out, I said, 'F. I. E. T. T. S. or you're dead.'

F. I. E. T. T. S. is the only thing that keeps your brothers from turning you into the school bully.

My brother tried to make me the school bully. I said, 'F. I. E. T. T. S. or I'll make you the school bully.'

When my brother bullied me, I said, 'F. I. E. T. T. S. or I'll make you cry.'

My brother said I was the school bully. I said, 'F. I. E. T. T. S. or I'll prove it.'