F.I.B.S.

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F. I. B. S. is when a lady poops so much it looks like a man did it. It’s like a diarrhea party every day.

My aunt has F. I. B. S. and she’s been running to the bathroom since breakfast.

Cassie got F. I. B. S. and now she’s always running to the nearest toilet.

My mom’s got F. I. B. S. and she can’t even watch a movie without pooping.

F. I. B. S. are the dumbest people in Illinois who think they own Wisconsin. They drive like they’re trying to kill everyone on the road.

My cousin’s a F. I. B. S. and he drives like he’s trying to make the car explode.

All the F. I. B. S. in Chicago think they’re the best thing since sliced bread.

My neighbor’s a F. I. B. S. and he drove through my yard like it was a highway.

F. I. B. S. is when sales people add stupid features to a product just to make it easier for them. It usually ends up making everything worse.

The app got F. I. B. S. and now it crashes every time you try to use it.

My phone has F. I. B. S. and now it takes 10 minutes to open a simple app.

The game got F. I. B. S. and now it’s full of stupid features nobody wants.