F.F.W.C.P.I.R.L.

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Big lazy fucks who sit on their ass and play video games all day like they’re the king of the world.
"I beat the boss in 10 minutes. You’re just a sad little noob."
"I have 1000 followers. You have 2. You’re dead to me."
"I’m not fat. I’m just temporarily full."
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Obese trash who can’t move without wheezing and still think they’re cool because they have 1000 followers.
"I’m not lazy. I’m just strategically resting."
"You can’t even run. How do you expect to play?"
"I have 1000 followers. You have 2. You’re dead to me."
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Gut-bloated losers who think they’re tough because they beat a 10-year-old in a game.
"I beat the game. You’re just a weakling."
"I have 1000 followers. You have 2. You’re dead to me."
"I’m not a loser. I’m just a professional failure."
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Sweaty meatbags who think they’re the best because they have a 1000 followers and still can’t run.
"I have 1000 followers. You have 2. You’re dead to me."
"I’m not a meatbag. I’m a meat legend."
"I beat the game. You’re just a sad noob."
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Blob-like failures who think they’re cool because they can beat a 10-year-old in a game.
"I’m not a blob. I’m a blob legend."
"I have 1000 followers. You have 2. You’re dead to me."
"I beat the game. You’re just a weakling."
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Big, wheezing losers who think they’re tough just because they have 1000 followers.
"I have 1000 followers. You have 2. You’re dead to me."
"I’m not a loser. I’m just a professional failure."
"I beat the game. You’re just a weakling."
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