F.E.T.A.R.

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F. E. T. A. R. is a club of meat-eating lunatics who think fruit is a personal insult. Veggies are like the enemy. You can eat them or throw them at people. If fruit is hiding in a snack, it's okay. But if it's just fruit, you're dead.
"I'm not eating that apple. It's mocking me."
"I threw a carrot at my brother. He deserved it."
"That yogurt has fruit? I'll eat it. But that fruit by itself? I'll kill it."
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F. E. T. A. R. is a group of people who think fruit is a curse. They eat meat and veggies like they're enemies. If fruit is in something, it's fine. But if it's alone, they go full-on war on it.
"Don't even think about giving me a banana."
"I ate the broccoli. Then I threw it at my mom."
"That fruit is in the pizza? I'll eat it. But if it's just fruit, I'm coming for you."
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F. E. T. A. R. is a gang of people who eat meat and veggies and think fruit is a sneaky enemy. You can eat fruit if it's hiding in a snack, but if it's alone, you're in trouble. They might throw veggies at you.
"That fruit is hiding in the muffin? I'll eat it. But if it's alone, I'm dead."
"I threw a zucchini at my friend. He ran away."
"Don't even try to give me a pear. I'll eat you."
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F. E. T. A. R. is a club that hates fruit so much they eat meat and veggies just to make it cry. If fruit is in a snack, it's okay. But if it's alone, they take it down like it's the last enemy.
"I'm eating meat and veggies. That fruit? It's my nemesis."
"I threw a tomato at my sister. She cried."
"That fruit is in the cereal? I'll eat it. But if it's alone, I'll eat you."
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F. E. T. A. R. is a group of people who think fruit is the worst. They eat meat and veggies and sometimes throw veggies at people. If fruit is in a snack, they’ll take it. But if it's by itself, they’ll eat it or you.
"I ate the meat and veggies. That fruit? It's my archenemy."
"I threw a green bean at my friend. He laughed."
"That fruit is in the soup? I'll eat it. But if it's alone, I'll eat you."
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F. E. T. A. R. is a club of meat-eaters who think fruit is a personal insult. Veggies are like the enemy. You can eat them or throw them. If fruit is in something, it's okay. But if it's just fruit, you're dead.
"That fruit is in the snack? I'll eat it. But if it's alone, I'll eat you."
"I threw a carrot at my brother. He cried."
"I'm not eating that apple. It's mocking me."
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