f'donkulous

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when you get hit so hard in the nuts you pass out and think you’re in a wrestling match with god

My uncle f'donkulous after my cousin kicked him in the crotch during a family feud.

I was f'donkulous after the soccer ball went straight into my junk.

He f'donkulous during the fight because his opponent had a death grip on his testicles.

when you get knocked out so fast you don’t even get time to yell or throw a punch

He got f'donkulous so fast he didn’t even know what hit him.

She f'donkulous after being hit by a surprise elbow from behind.

The kid f'donkulous when the teacher slammed a textbook on his head.

when you’re so stunned you think you’ve been run over by a truck and your brain is screaming for help

He f'donkulous after the truck hit him and he thought he was in a dream.

She f'donkulous when the door slammed into her face like a brick wall.

The guy f'donkulous after being tackled by a full-grown bear.

when you get hit so hard you think you’re in a horror movie and your face is about to fall off

He f'donkulous after the punch looked like it came from a monster.

She f'donkulous when the slap was so hard it looked like a movie scene.

The man f'donkulous when the hit made his face look like it was melting.

when you get knocked out so quick you swear you saw your own soul take a running leap

He f'donkulous and thought he was about to die.

She f'donkulous so fast she didn’t even feel the hit.

The kid f'donkulous and his soul took off like it was on a mission.