F.D.L.B.

My cousin is an F. D. L. B. She eats pizza at 3 a. m. and still can't figure out how to use a phone.

That kid in class is an F. D. L. B. He fell asleep during the math test and drew a mustache on the teacher's face.

My boss is an F. D. L. B. He yelled at the printer for not working and then took a nap.

My neighbor is an F. D. L. B. He yelled at the mailman for not bringing the mail fast enough.

My friend is an F. D. L. B. He said he would do the project, but he just sat on the couch eating chips.

My little brother is an F. D. L. B. He screamed at the TV for not showing his favorite show.

My mom is an F. D. L. B. She yelled at the internet for not working and then took two naps.

My uncle is an F. D. L. B. He told the whole restaurant he was hungry and ordered 10 burgers.

My dog is an F. D. L. B. He chased his tail for 20 minutes and then fell asleep on my face.

My teacher is an F. D. L. B. She screamed at the pencil for not writing and then took a nap.

My friend's dad is an F. D. L. B. He yelled at the TV for not showing his favorite show and then ate a whole pizza.

My brother is an F. D. L. B. He sat on the couch for three days and didn't move once.

My friend is an F. D. L. B. He said he was going to clean his room, but he just fell asleep on the floor.

My cousin is an F. D. L. B. She screamed at the phone for not ringing and then took a nap.

My little sister is an F. D. L. B. She drew on the wall with chocolate and then cried about it.

My boss is an F. D. L. B. He screamed at the coffee machine for not working and then took a nap.

My neighbor is an F. D. L. B. He yelled at the dog for not walking with him and then ate a whole cake.

My brother is an F. D. L. B. He said he was going to do his homework, but he just watched YouTube for eight hours.