F.D.I.B

Bro, why did you get lost on the way to the store? F. D. I. B

You can’t even fold a pizza box right. F. D. I. B

You spilled coffee on your shirt and still didn’t notice. F. D. I. B

You asked me how to turn on the TV. F. D. I. B

You couldn’t find the bathroom. F. D. I. B

You forgot your own name. F. D. I. B

You lost your phone. F. D. I. B

You couldn’t remember your password. F. D. I. B

You still think ‘bathroom’ is a place you go to sleep. F. D. I. B

You tried to cook and burned the toast. F. D. I. B

You spilled soda on the floor and didn’t clean it. F. D. I. B

You still use ‘text’ instead of ‘message’. F. D. I. B

You got distracted by a cat and forgot your name. F. D. I. B

You tripped over your own feet. F. D. I. B

You still think ‘snack’ is a type of food you eat for dinner. F. D. I. B

You tried to explain how to tie a shoe and made it sound like a math problem. F. D. I. B

You tried to play chess and forgot how to move the pieces. F. D. I. B

You still think ‘lunch’ is a type of dinner. F. D. I. B