Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

when someone pokes your nuts just enough to make you want to cry and swear at them

My cousin f'dangled me during the soccer game. I cried like a baby.

She f'dangled me in the middle of class. The teacher gave me a detention.

He f'dangled me while I was eating pizza. I dropped my whole slice.

2

a sneaky way to annoy a guy until they lose their mind

My brother f'dangled me during dinner. I threw my cereal at him.

She f'dangled me in the hallway. I chased her all the way to the parking lot.

He f'dangled me while I was trying to sleep. I woke up screaming.

3

when you mess with someone’s nuts so hard they think they’re gonna die

My friend f'dangled me during the movie. I laughed so hard I snorted popcorn.

She f'dangled me in the bathroom. I nearly peed my pants.

He f'dangled me in the middle of a video game. I lost the match.

4

the art of poking someone’s nuts until they beg for mercy

My sister f'dangled me during breakfast. I begged her to stop.

He f'dangled me while I was on the bus. I was red in the face.

She f'dangled me during a test. I got a D because I was too distracted.

5

when someone messes with your nuts so bad you swear you’ll kill them

My cousin f'dangled me while I was doing my homework. I swore I’d kill her.

He f'dangled me in the gym. I nearly broke my bench.

She f'dangled me during lunch. I threw my sandwich at her.

6

a cruel way to torture someone until they’re too sore to move

My brother f'dangled me during our video game battle. I was too sore to finish the game.

She f'dangled me in the middle of a dance. I tripped and fell.

He f'dangled me while I was walking. I limped all the way home.