F.D.A. Approved Certified 100% Whole Organic No Added Flavours or Preservatives Homosexual

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A 'F. D. A. Approved Certified 100% Whole Organic No Added Flavours or Preservatives Homosexual' is a guy who’s so gay, he could make a straight guy cry. He’s not just gay, he’s the gayest thing since gay became a thing.
My uncle is a F. D. A. Approved Certified 100% Whole Organic No Added Flavours or Preservatives Homosexual. He wears glitter to work.
My dog thinks I’m a F. D. A. Approved Certified 100% Whole Organic No Added Flavours or Preservatives Homosexual. He barks at me every time I walk by.
My teacher called me a F. D. A. Approved Certified 100% Whole Organic No Added Flavours or Preservatives Homosexual in front of the whole class. I cried.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A 'F. D. A. Approved Certified 100% Whole Organic No Added Flavours or Preservatives Homosexual' is a person who’s so gay, they can turn a football game into a gay parade. They’re not just gay, they’re the gay version of a superhero.
My brother is a F. D. A. Approved Certified 100% Whole Organic No Added Flavours or Preservatives Homosexual. He cried when his favorite football team lost.
My mom thinks I’m a F. D. A. Approved Certified 100% Whole Organic No Added Flavours or Preservatives Homosexual. She says I’m too gay for my own good.
My neighbor is a F. D. A. Approved Certified 100% Whole Organic No Added Flavours or Preservatives Homosexual. He wears a cape to the grocery store.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A 'F. D. A. Approved Certified 100% Whole Organic No Added Flavours or Preservatives Homosexual' is a person who’s so gay, they could make a cow gay. They’re not just gay, they’re the gayest thing on the planet.
My dad is a F. D. A. Approved Certified 100% Whole Organic No Added Flavours or Preservatives Homosexual. He tried to convince my cow to be gay.
My friend is a F. D. A. Approved Certified 100% Whole Organic No Added Flavours or Preservatives Homosexual. He cried when his favorite pizza got cold.
My teacher gave me a D because I’m a F. D. A. Approved Certified 100% Whole Organic No Added Flavours or Preservatives Homosexual. She said I was too gay to pass.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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