F*ckwit

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A total brainless mess who makes bad decisions and then acts like everyone else is stupid for not noticing.

My cousin tried to start a band with a cat and a toaster. No one asked him why.

He yelled at the pizza delivery guy for giving him the wrong pizza. Twice.

He tried to explain the universe using a crayon and a sock.

A person who is both a dumbass and a loudmouth. They don’t just make bad choices, they scream them.

She told the teacher her dog could do calculus. The dog was just sniffing the chalk.

He texted his ex a 10-minute video of himself dancing in a grocery store.

He tried to convince the entire class that the moon was made of cheese and glitter.

A person who is so clueless they think their thoughts are genius and everyone else is a failure.

He told his mom he invented gravity and then fell off the couch.

He texted his friend a 200-word essay about why the sky is blue. It was all wrong.

He tried to be the boss of a vending machine and got fired by a kid.

A person who is so dumb they think they’re smart and then act like everyone else is a idiot for not getting it.

He told the principal he was going to be president. Then he drew a mustache on the flag.

He tried to teach the school dog how to solve equations. It just barked.

He started a fight with a calculator because it didn’t do his math right.

A person who is so clueless they believe their own lies and then yell at everyone for not being as clueless as them.

He told the whole school his dog was a superhero. The dog just ate his homework.

He started a band with three chairs and a parrot. No one showed up.

He told his teacher he could read minds and then got upset when she didn’t believe him.