F*cken

My French cousin calls it f*cken and I’m like, why don’t you just say spinach?

She said she’s eating f*cken for breakfast and I threw my cereal at her.

I asked what the green stuff was and she said f*cken and I laughed so hard I cried.

My mom said I had to eat f*cken for dinner and I said no way.

I told my friend I was eating f*cken and he said that’s the worst thing ever.

My teacher said f*cken is a vegetable and I called her a fake teacher.

My French aunt says she’s eating f*cken and I’m like, why not just eat spinach?

She texted me and said ‘I’m eating f*cken and it’s delicious’ and I said ‘it’s just spinach’

My cousin’s French friend only speaks f*cken and I can’t understand a word.