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A guy who just got his knob wet for the first time and now he thinks he's the king of the bedroom. Everyone else is like, 'Bro, you're just a F*ckchampion.'
Just came home from my first date and I'm screaming into my pillow like I won the lottery.
My mom heard me talking about my first time and said, 'You're not a hero, you're a F*ckchampion.'
I told my friend I was a F*ckchampion and he said, 'You're not even a F*ckchampion, you're a F*cknovice.'