F*ckchampion

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A guy who just got his knob wet for the first time and now he thinks he's the king of the bedroom. Everyone else is like, 'Bro, you're just a F*ckchampion.'
Just came home from my first date and I'm screaming into my pillow like I won the lottery.
My mom heard me talking about my first time and said, 'You're not a hero, you're a F*ckchampion.'
I told my friend I was a F*ckchampion and he said, 'You're not even a F*ckchampion, you're a F*cknovice.'
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You're the guy who thinks he's the man because he managed to do the deed once. People just roll their eyes and call you a F*ckchampion.
I texted my ex, 'I'm a F*ckchampion now.' She replied, 'You're a F*ckchampion? I'm a F*ckqueen.'
My buddy said, 'You're not a F*ckchampion, you're a F*ckapprentice.'
I told my brother I was a F*ckchampion, and he said, 'You're a F*ckchampion? You barely even f*cked.'
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You're the guy who thinks he's a legend because he managed to finish the job once. Everyone else thinks you're just a F*ckchampion.
I posted on Instagram, 'Just became a F*ckchampion.' My followers said, 'You're not even a F*ckchampion, you're a F*ckchump.'
My friend said, 'You're a F*ckchampion? I'm a F*ckchampion, and I f*cked three girls last night.'
My dad called me a F*ckchampion and said, 'You're not even a F*ckchampion, you're a F*ckchick.'
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