f'booty

My cousin's a f'booty. She once sat on a chair and broke it like it was a joke.

I asked my crush out. She said, 'Only if you promise to carry me.' I said, 'I'll carry you to the hospital.'

At the gym, the f'booty lady walked in and the weights all fell over.

My friend's a f'booty. She once walked into a door and the door walked into her.

My teacher said I was being too loud. I said, 'I can't help it. I'm a f'booty.'

At the park, the f'booty lady sat down and the bench exploded.

I saw a f'booty at the mall. She walked by and I dropped my ice cream.

My brother said I was a f'booty. I said, 'You’re just jealous.'

The f'booty lady walked into my room and my bed screamed for help.