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The Fuck Boi Bureau of Investigation is when you and your squad spy on your crush or that person you accidentally got feelings for. You follow them everywhere like a bunch of creepy stalker ants.

I saw him reply to my ex on Instagram. I DM’d him ‘you’re dead’

My friend snitched on me because I liked my teacher

I followed my crush on LinkedIn just to see if he was hiring

by Slangipedia 14d ago

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The F. B. B. I. is when you and your squad stalk your crush or that person you accidentally got feelings for. You send them DMs at 2 a. m. and post about them on Twitter like they’re your new best friend.

I tweeted ‘My crush is hot’ and got blocked

I DM’d my crush ‘You’re cute’ and he replied ‘You’re annoying’

My friend posted a photo of my crush on my timeline

by Slangipedia 14d ago

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The F. B. B. I. is when you and your squad are obsessed with your crush or that person you accidentally got feelings for. You investigate them like they’re a criminal and post about it on every social media platform.

I posted a tweet about my crush and got 10 likes

I sent my crush a message at 3 a. m. and he ignored me

I followed my crush on MySpace just for fun

by Slangipedia 14d ago

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The F. B. B. I. is when you and your squad are obsessed with your crush or that person you accidentally got feelings for. You send them messages, post about them, and even follow them on Club Penguin just to get closer.

I sent my crush 20 messages and he only replied once

I posted a photo of my crush on Twitter and he saw it

I followed my crush on Club Penguin just to chat

by Slangipedia 14d ago

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The F. B. B. I. is when you and your squad are like detectives, trying to figure out what your crush or that person you accidentally got feelings for is up to. You investigate them on every app and post about it like it’s a big deal.

I posted about my crush on Instagram and got 5 likes

I sent my crush a DM at midnight and he replied

I followed my crush on LinkedIn and he saw me

by Slangipedia 14d ago

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The F. B. B. I. is when you and your squad are like crazy people, obsessed with your crush or that person you accidentally got feelings for. You investigate them on every app and even post about it on Twitter like it’s the end of the world.

I posted a tweet about my crush and got 10 likes

I sent my crush 10 messages and he replied once

I followed my crush on MySpace just to chat

by Slangipedia 14d ago

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