F.A.S.T system

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Forge date: Lure her to your place at 11 so she has to take a bus for an hour just to get there. You’re being a sneaky little weasel.

Bro: 'I’m gonna take the bus to your place at 11.' Me: 'You’re gonna take the bus for an hour just to get here? You’re a fool.'

Her: 'I have to take the bus for an hour to get here?' Me: 'Yes. You’re a sucker.'

Her: 'Why am I taking the bus for an hour?' Me: 'Because I’m a sneaky little weasel.'

Act out the dance: Don’t waste time with fluff. Just rip her clothes off and get to work. You’re not here for a love story.

Her: 'Can we do this later?' Me: 'No. I’m here to work. Not to chat.'

Her: 'Can we talk first?' Me: 'No. I’m here to work. Not to chat.'

Her: 'Can we do this slowly?' Me: 'No. I’m here to work. Not to chat.'

Secure exit: Blab a stupid excuse so you can get out of there before she follows you around like a lost puppy.

Me: 'I need a haircut.' Her: 'Maybe.' Me: 'So we should go now.'

Me: 'I need a haircut.' Her: 'Okay.' Me: 'So we should go now.'

Me: 'I need a haircut.' Her: 'I get it.' Me: 'So we should go now.'

Time sensitive: Don’t let her hang around too long or she’ll never leave. You’re not here to have a slow afternoon.

Me: 'We should leave now.' Her: 'Okay.' Me: 'Door closes. No more talking.'

Me: 'We should leave now.' Her: 'Okay.' Me: 'Door closes. No more chit chat.'

Me: 'We should leave now.' Her: 'Okay.' Me: 'Door closes. No more slow talk.'