F.a.S

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Fetal Attack Squad is like a secret club of god-like freaks who live in Canada and France. They stick icy hot on your balls during initiation and make people scream like they’ve been stabbed by a chicken.
@FASInitiation: I screamed so loud my neighbor called the cops
My balls are still on fire from F. A. S. initiation
F. A. S. initiation: the only thing more painful than my balls was my pride
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Fetal Attack Squad is just another name for the same group of people. They’re still god-like freaks who live in Canada and France.
F. A. S. is just another name for the same group of freaks
Still the same god-like freaks from Canada and France
They’re still the same people with the same god-like powers
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Feline Assassination Squad is like a cat-killing gang that takes out cats who think they’re the boss. They make sure those cats don’t come back and mess with humans again.
F. A. S. took out my cat and now it’s gone for good
That cat was a menace, F. A. S. finally did what needed to be done
The cat came back, but then F. A. S. came back and took it out again
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F. A. S. means Fuck Ass Shit. It’s a rich white chedda motherfucker who doesn’t care about anyone or anything. You’ll see them in retail and they’ll probably hate you.
That guy at the store was a F. A. S. and he hated me
My boss is a F. A. S. and he doesn’t give a damn
F. A. S. people are the worst, I saw one at the mall
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F. A. S. stands for Fat Arses of Society. These people have arses so big they look like they’re about to fall over.
My cousin is a F. A. S., his arse is massive
That guy at the gym is a F. A. S.
My neighbor is a F. A. S. and his arse is bigger than his head
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F. A. S. means ‘fancy a shag’. It’s when you’re feeling randy and want to get some action with someone else.
He messaged me and said ‘fancy a shag?’
I said ‘fancy a shag?’ and now I’m in trouble
F. A. S. is my favorite way to start a relationship
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When Asian telecallers start talking like fake Americans after a week of work. They do it to impress people, but it always falls apart after a while.
That telecaller sounded like a fake American
He said ‘howdy’ and I knew he was faking it
He talked like a fake American for 10 minutes and then went back to normal
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