F.A.P.S.

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F. A. P. S. is when your butt explodes like a fire hose and your guts feel like they’re on fire. It’s the worst kind of pooping you can imagine.

My kid just got F. A. P. S. and I’m questioning my life choices.

I woke up to a puddle on the floor and a scream from my roommate. Classic F. A. P. S.

My dog looked at me like I betrayed him. I had F. A. P. S.

F. A. P. S. is like diarrhea but it burns so bad you think your butt is on fire. No chunks. Just pure misery.

My boss got F. A. P. S. in the meeting. The room went silent.

I had F. A. P. S. and my pants are now a permanent part of my body.

My little brother had F. A. P. S. and cried like I killed his goldfish.

F. A. P. S. is when your butt is on fire and your guts are screaming. It’s like your bowels are getting roasted.

I had F. A. P. S. and my mom sent me to my room. I deserved it.

My cat ran away when I got F. A. P. S. I think he’s still hiding in the closet.

At the restaurant, I got F. A. P. S. and the waiter left me alone. He was traumatized.

F. A. P. S. is when you poop so hard your butt feels like it’s burning. No chunks. Just pure torture.

I had F. A. P. S. in my car and my dog looked at me like I was a monster.

My sister got F. A. P. S. and she cried like she lost her best friend.

I got F. A. P. S. at work and my boss asked if I was dying.

F. A. P. S. is when your bowels are on fire and your butt is screaming. It’s the worst kind of craps you can have.

I had F. A. P. S. in the bathroom and my pants were soaked. I looked like a mess.

My dad had F. A. P. S. and he shouted at the TV like it was my fault.

I got F. A. P. S. during a Zoom call and my coworkers were distracted for the whole meeting.

F. A. P. S. is when your butt is burning like it’s on a grill. No chunks. Just pure misery and shame.

I had F. A. P. S. in my car and my dog looked at me like I betrayed him.

My little brother got F. A. P. S. and he cried like he was being tortured.

I had F. A. P. S. at the park and my dog ran away. He’s still hiding.