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when you have so many Facebook friends you get recognized in public but you don’t know the person and they think you’re their best friend from high school
'Hey bro, you’re my best friend from high school!' I looked at him like he was crazy.
'You’re that guy from the 2015 class reunion!' I had no idea who he was.
A random guy at the mall said, 'You’re the guy who liked my post about my cat's hairball!' I had no idea he existed.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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you have so many Facebook friends you get recognized like you’re famous but you have no idea who the person is and it’s embarrassing
A guy at the grocery store yelled, 'Hey, you’re the guy who liked my post about my ex!' I had no idea who he was.
I got recognized at the mall by someone who thought I was their childhood friend. I wasn’t.
A random lady at the gym said, 'You’re the guy who posted about my dog’s butt!' I had no idea she was real.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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when you have so many Facebook friends you get recognized in public by people who think you’re their long-lost best friend but you’ve never even met them
A guy at the coffee shop said, 'You’re the guy who liked my post about my cat's hairball!' I thought he was a hallucination.
A random dude at the park said, 'You’re my best friend from college!' I had no idea he existed.
A woman at the mall said, 'You’re the guy who posted about my ex!' I had no idea she was real.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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you get recognized in public by people who think you’re their long-lost friend but you don’t know them and it’s the worst
A guy at the mall yelled, 'Hey, you’re the guy who liked my post about my ex!' I had no idea he was real.
A random lady said, 'You’re my best friend from high school!' I had no idea she existed.
At the grocery store, a guy said, 'You’re the guy who posted about my dog’s butt!' I thought I was dreaming.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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when you have so many Facebook friends you get recognized in public but you don’t know who it is and it’s like you’re famous but you’re not
A guy at the park said, 'Hey, you’re my best friend from high school!' I thought he was a ghost.
A random lady at the mall said, 'You’re the guy who liked my post about my cat's hairball!' I had no idea who she was.
At the coffee shop, a guy said, 'You’re the guy who posted about my ex!' I had no idea he existed.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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you get recognized by people in public who think you’re their best friend but you’ve never met them and it’s the worst kind of pain
A guy at the grocery store said, 'Hey, you’re my best friend from high school!' I had no idea who he was.
A random lady at the mall said, 'You’re the guy who posted about my dog’s butt!' I thought she was a hallucination.
At the park, a guy said, 'You’re the guy who liked my post about my ex!' I had no idea he existed.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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