F.A.G. Operon

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The F. A. G. operon is a bunch of genes stuck together like a bad lunch. They help a guy who’s stuck in jail and can’t get any women to suddenly like other guys. It’s like nature’s way of saying, 'You’re getting shat on, so you might as well eat it.'
'I didn’t ask for this. I just wanted to be in the shower with a guy who looked like a barista.'
'I had to take a guy’s cock in my mouth because there was no barista.'
'This operon is why I’m crying in the prison yard.'
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The F. A. G. operon is like a group of genes that kick in when a guy has no women and nothing else to do. It forces him to go from 'I don’t like men' to 'I will beat up the guy who laughed at me in the cafeteria.'
'I didn’t want to be a fag. I just wanted to be a fag.'
'I took a guy’s cock in my mouth because the cafeteria guy laughed at me.'
'This operon is like the jail’s version of a love potion.'
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The F. A. G. operon is like a gene switch that turns a straight guy into a fag when he has no women and nothing else to do. It's like being stuck in a closet with a guy who smells like prison soup.
'I didn’t want to be a fag. I just wanted to be a fag.'
'I had to take a guy’s cock in my mouth because I had no women and nothing else to do.'
'This operon is why I’m now a fag and also crying.'
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