F.A.F((Fine As Fuck))

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A face full of beauty that makes you want to punch the mirror because you're too ugly to be near her.
I saw her at the mall and my face turned to a sad potato.
He F. A. F'd me in the gym and now I work out just to feel less bad.
My cousin F. A. F'd my aunt and now they're getting married.
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When a woman looks so good it feels like you just got hit with a glitter bomb and your soul screams.
She walked in and I felt like I had glitter in my pants.
My mom F. A. F'd my dad and now they fight over who's the glitter king.
At the party, she F. A. F'd me and I forgot my own name.
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A look so hot it makes your brain shut down and your tongue stick to the roof of your mouth.
He F. A. F'd me and I forgot how to speak.
She F. A. F'd the whole class and now we all have brain freeze.
My brother F. A. F'd my sister and now they're arguing over who's the brain king.
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When a woman is so fine it makes you question your life choices and your mom’s dating history.
She F. A. F'd me and I started crying about my life.
My friend F. A. F'd her crush and now they're dating.
My dad F. A. F'd my mom and now they’re both questioning their lives.
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A face that shines so bright it blinds you and makes your enemies jealous.
She F. A. F'd me and I couldn’t see anything.
He F. A. F'd the whole team and now they’re all blind.
My neighbor F. A. F'd my dog and now the dog won’t stop barking.
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A look so good it makes you want to quit your job, your friends, and your life.
She F. A. F'd me and I quit my job.
He F. A. F'd me and now I live in a trash can.
My sister F. A. F'd me and I started crying in the shower.
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