Fady Beriz

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A smelly old man who acts like a kid. He weighs like 300 pounds and yells ‘Fortnite’ and ‘No’ when he’s mad. He smells like a landfill and drives a broken-up Honda Civic.
He just yelled 'No' at me because I didn’t let him play Fortnite again.
His Honda Civic coughs like it’s dying every time he hits the gas.
He smells like he’s been living in a garbage can for years.
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A giant, stinky man who’s too lazy to grow up. He’s like 300 pounds and rants about ‘Fortnite’ like it’s the end of the world. He smells like old socks and drives a Honda Civic that’s falling apart.
He said ‘No’ to me because I wouldn’t let him play Fortnite again.
He smells like a rotten pizza and a dead mouse.
His Honda Civic makes a noise like a dying animal when he starts it.
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A man who’s so fat he’s a human mountain. He’s got the stink of a thousand dead rats and yells ‘Fortnite’ and ‘No’ like it’s a war. He drives a 2018 Honda Civic that’s barely holding on.
He screamed ‘No’ at me because I wouldn’t let him play Fortnite.
He smells like he’s been buried in a trash can for years.
His Honda Civic looks like it’s about to crumble into a pile of junk.
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