Fadused

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When you're so drunk you pass out and wake up with no memory of what happened, like you were hit by a truck and your brain decided to take a vacation.

I woke up in a stranger's bed with a hangover and a tattoo I don't remember getting.

My dog took my phone and texted my ex while I was Fadused.

I tried to dance and ended up face-first in a keg.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

When you're so wasted your brain dies and your body just goes on a bender, trying to find more alcohol and maybe a hot person to kiss.

I tried to text my mom and ended up sending a photo of my pants to my boss.

I wore my socks as a hat and called it a fashion statement.

I yelled at the moon and it yelled back.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

When you're so drunk you think you’re a superhero and your mission is to drink all the beer and make everyone else pass out.

I took a sip of a soda and cried because it wasn't strong enough.

I tried to fly and crashed into a wall.

I told my friend he was a chicken and he believed me.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

When you’re so trashed you don’t know your own name and your brain is just screaming for more alcohol and a nap.

I asked for a sandwich and got a whole pizza instead.

I tried to sing and my voice sounded like a broken dog.

I thought my friend was my mom and hugged him.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

When your brain turns off and your body just goes on a rampage, looking for more drinks and maybe a fight.

I fought a chair and lost.

I took a bite of my shirt and called it a snack.

I texted my boss and told him I was on vacation.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

When you’re so wasted you think you’re at a party and your main goal is to drink until you pass out and wake up with no idea where you are.

I tried to dance and ended up in a pool.

I texted my ex and asked if we could get back together.

I tried to wear my pants backward and called it a fashion statement.

by Slangipedia 14d ago