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a faget who smells like old socks and thinks they're cool
They walked into the room and everyone backed away like they were avoiding a landfill.
He tried to dance and looked like a confused pigeon.
His sock smell was so strong it made the air conditioner cry.
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a faget who talks too much and no one listens
He rambled for ten minutes and no one had the heart to stop him.
She talked over the music like she owned the radio.
He kept going even when people were walking out.
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a faget who wears clothes inside out and thinks it's a fashion statement
He showed up in a shirt inside out and called it 'reverse chic.'
She wore her pants inside out and nobody knew what to say.
He wore his socks inside out and called it 'layered style.'
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a faget who thinks they're the best at everything and nobody agrees
He said he was the best at chess and lost to a kid in third grade.
She claimed to be the best at drawing and drew a stick figure.
He said he could beat anyone at basketball and got knocked down by a toddler.
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a faget who eats weird food and thinks it's fancy
He ate a plate of spaghetti and called it 'restaurant-level cuisine.'
She tried to eat a whole sandwich in one bite and it looked like a disaster.
He drank soup straight from the can and called it 'high-end dining.'
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a faget who thinks they're a superhero and nobody believes them
He ran into the street and shouted, 'I am the Flash!' and got hit by a car.
She tried to fly off the roof and fell into a trash can.
He tried to save the world by eating a whole pizza and passed out.
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