Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Your fingers, but they're so ugly they look like they were picked out by a blind man who hates you

My fadunkie are so gross I can't even eat my lunch without crying.

You showed me your fadunkie and now I'm haunted.

I don't know how you live with those fadunkie.

2

The things you use to point at people like they're the worst person you've ever met

I used my fadunkie to point at my teacher and now I'm in trouble.

My fadunkie are so loud they woke up my dog.

You can't even text with your fadunkie, they're that bad.

3

Your fingers, but they're so fat they look like they're about to explode

My fadunkie are so big I can't even fit them in my pockets.

I showed my fadunkie to my friend and now they're laughing at me.

My fadunkie are like sausages, and I'm the grill.

4

Your fingers, but they're so smelly they could make a skunk cry

I don't know how you can use your fadunkie without smelling like a trash can.

My fadunkie are so smelly my dog ran away.

I tried to shake hands with my fadunkie and now I'm regretting it.

5

Your fingers, but they're so tiny they look like they were stolen by a baby

My fadunkie are so small I can't even hold my phone.

I showed my fadunkie to my mom and she said they're like baby toes.

My fadunkie are so tiny they're almost invisible.

6

Your fingers, but they're so long they look like they're trying to escape your hands

My fadunkie are so long they're like spiders trying to crawl out of my hands.

I showed my fadunkie to my brother and now he's scared of me.

My fadunkie are like noodles, and I'm the soup.