fadun

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a fadun is a girl so pretty she makes you want to punch her, but she also sharts so much it feels like you’re at a hot dog contest and you lost.

She walked in and I immediately wanted to kiss her... and also throw up.

I tried to ask her out, but I had to stop mid-sentence because she let one rip.

She’s like a walking bathroom and I’m the guy who got stuck in the middle of it.

a fadun is the reason you have to wear a mask at school, but also the reason you want to be her best friend.

She sat next to me and I could smell the shart before I saw it.

I asked her why she was wearing a mask and she said, ‘You’ll find out.’

She’s like the human version of a stinky sock.

a fadun is the kind of girl who makes you question your life choices, especially the one where you decided to sit next to her.

I sat next to her and my lunch was ruined forever.

She sharted during the math test and I failed because of it.

She’s the reason I now avoid all girls who wear floral skirts.

a fadun is a girl who looks good enough to be your crush, but she also sharts so much it’s like she’s got a tiny toilet in her pants.

She walked by me and I fell in love... and also got a little sick.

She sharted during the movie and I had to leave.

She’s like the human version of a siren, but instead of singing, she sharts.

a fadun is the kind of girl who makes you wish you had a time machine just to go back and sit somewhere else.

I sat next to her and I now regret every decision I ever made.

She sharted during the lunch break and I had to eat my sandwich in silence.

She’s the reason I now pray to never sit next to anyone ever again.

a fadun is a girl who looks like a goddess, but she also sharts so much it feels like you’re in a horror movie.

She walked in and I immediately fell in love... and also got a little sick.

She sharted during the presentation and I had to leave mid-sentence.

She’s like the human version of a horror movie villain with a tiny toilet.