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A teen who thinks they are an adult just because they hit a certain number on the calendar. They act like they know everything but still can't cook eggs without burning the house down.
I'm 18. I'm an adult. I don't need my mom to remind me to brush my teeth.
Why do I need a job? I'm already an adult.
I'm not a kid anymore. I have a phone. That's all I need.
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The moment a kid turns five and suddenly thinks they are the boss of everything. They throw tantrums like they're paid to do it.
I'm five. I'm the king. You have to listen to me.
Why can't I have ice cream for dinner? I'm the king.
I'm not going to school. I'm the king.
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When a kid hits five and thinks the world revolves around them. They're loud, obnoxious, and convinced they are the most important person ever.
I'm five. I'm the most important person. You're all stupid.
I don't want to share my toys. I'm the most important person.
I'm the most important person. I don't need to eat vegetables.
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