Faduk

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A faduk is a dish rag that smells like old pizza and is used to wipe up your messes when you’re too lazy to clean up.

My mom threw the faduk at me for spilling soup on the floor.

The faduk was so dirty it looked like it had been used to mop a dog's potty.

I used the faduk to wipe my face after eating a whole pie in one bite.

Mickayla is a human glitter bomb. She’s so perfect it’s annoying. Her eyes are like rainbow confetti and her smile could make a grumpy cat happy.

Mickayla walked into the room and I immediately had a heart attack from being too perfect.

I asked Mickayla for help and she just smiled and fixed my life.

Mickayla’s eyes looked like they were made by God and she probably had a bonus.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

Mickayla is the human version of a unicorn. She’s sweet, funny, and has the kind of beauty that makes people cry. Plus, bisexual Bailey loves her and that’s extra.

Mickayla told a joke and I laughed so hard I fell off my chair.

I saw Mickayla and instantly knew I would never be as perfect as her.

Mickayla’s beauty is so intense it should be illegal.

by Slangipedia 13d ago