Fadrick

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Kedric when he’s too drunk to tell his own name and thinks he’s a cop. He yells at parking meters and tries to arrest squirrels.

I saw Fadrick try to ticket a pizza box. It was glorious.

He called my mom a ‘squad member’ and tried to give her a warning.

Fadrick once broke a chair trying to arrest a shadow.

Kedric when he’s so annoyed by being called Kendrick that he turns into a raving lunatic with a badge and a bad attitude.

He screamed at my teacher for calling him Kendrick for the 7th time.

Fadrick once tackled a principal for using his real name.

He tried to write a ticket to a pencil for saying ‘Kendrick’.

A fake cop with one eye and a mouth full of swear words. He’s usually hungover and thinks he’s the best cop ever.

Fadrick showed up at my house in pajamas and tried to fine me for ‘noisy socks’.

He once arrested my dog for ‘not being a good listener’.

He told my dad he was ‘on duty’ and tried to ticket his coffee.