Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A guy who thinks he's cool but acts like he's the only one who ever had a crush.

He asked me out on a date and then took three hours to text me back.

He wore the same shirt to the school dance and called it a 'fashion statement.'

He still thinks he's famous because he got 12 likes on TikTok.

2

A guy who talks too much and thinks he's the best at everything.

He bragged about his pizza slice like it won a Nobel Prize.

He tried to rap in the hallway and it was just a bunch of noise.

He said he was going to be a billionaire by 16 and now he's selling candy bars.

3

A guy who's average but thinks he's the best at everything.

He got a B+ on his math test and now he calls himself a 'math genius.'

He thinks he's the best at basketball because he made one shot.

He said he was going to be a famous singer and now he's just singing in the shower.

4

A guy who's too lazy to be cool but still tries to act like he is.

He texted me 'u up?' at 10 p. m. and called it a 'late-night message.'

He showed up to class in pajamas and called it a 'fashion choice.'

He tried to be funny by saying 'I'm not loud, I'm just passionate.'

5

A guy who gets jealous when someone else is cool and tries to out-cool them.

He saw someone else wearing a cool shirt and immediately took it off and put it on backwards.

He tried to be cool by doing the same dance everyone else was doing, but slower.

He bragged about his video game score like it was a big deal.

6

A guy who's not that bad but still thinks he's the best.

He got a C on his test and now he calls himself 'a math wizard.'

He tried to be funny by making a joke about his hair, and it wasn't funny.

He got into a fight with someone over who had the best phone.