Fadootion

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A GCSE test you aced so hard it felt like you cheated with a magic wand and a prayer.
I got a 9 in maths, and now I call myself Fadootion.
That test was easy, I could’ve passed with my eyes closed and a hangover.
Fadootion? More like Fadootion, the god of GCSEs.
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The secret word used by Kearny kids when they're too cheap to buy real drugs and too high to care.
'Let’s go get some Fadootion.' He said, like it was a real thing.
I thought he was talking about coffee, but no, Fadootion hit me like a truck.
Fadootion is just a fancy word for 'I’m about to crash on the floor.'
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