Fadootie

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A fart that sounds like a dootie. It’s not a shart but it smells like one and it’s way more embarrassing.

My little brother let one rip during math class and the teacher thought it was a fire alarm.

I walked into the kitchen and my mom was doing the Fadootie dance while making breakfast.

My dog did the Fadootie in the middle of the park and got chased by three kids.

When your fart is so loud and smelly it feels like you did a dootie on someone’s face.

I did the Fadootie in the car and my friend thought I had a stomach bug.

During the movie, I did the Fadootie and the whole theater turned around.

My dad did the Fadootie during church and the pastor asked if he was done praying.

A fart that’s not bad but still makes you feel like you need to run away and hide.

I did the Fadootie in the elevator and the guy next to me started pretending to text.

During my mom’s birthday party, I did the Fadootie and no one ate cake for the rest of the night.

My sister did the Fadootie in the middle of a yoga class and the instructor yelled, 'What is this, a war zone?'

When you pass gas and it’s not bad, but it’s still awkward and everyone knows it was you.

I did the Fadootie during my presentation and the teacher didn’t even ask me a question.

At the dinner table, I did the Fadootie and my grandma asked if I was full.

I did the Fadootie in the middle of a Zoom call and my boss thought I was laughing at a joke.

A fart that’s like a dootie but not as bad. It’s just enough to make you blush and hope no one noticed.

I did the Fadootie in the middle of my math test and got a B because I was too embarrassed to finish.

I did the Fadootie in the library and the librarian gave me a look like I was cheating.

During my friend’s speech, I did the Fadootie and he stopped talking for 10 seconds.

When you pass gas and it’s just good enough to make you feel like you did something cool, but not bad enough for anyone to hate you.

I did the Fadootie during the concert and the crowd started clapping for me.

At the restaurant, I did the Fadootie and my dad said, 'That’s the best one yet.'

During my friend’s birthday, I did the Fadootie and they all laughed and said it was a good party.