fadookying

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Checking your Facebook while you poop your guts out like a sad, broken dog.

Just posted a photo of my breakfast while I was shitting my brains out. Fadookying at its finest.

I saw my ex's ex's ex's ex's ex's ex's ex's ex's ex on Facebook. Had to poop to deal with it.

My mom walked in on me fadookying. She said, 'You’re gonna need a bigger toilet.'

When your shit is so big and bad, it gets a fancy name with an extra 'Fa' in front of it.

I did a fadookie so big, the toilet overflowed and my dog ran away.

My fadookie was so bad, my neighbor called the police. They thought I was dying.

I did a fadookie so loud, the whole block heard it and came to see what was going on.

A girl who smells like a combination of old pizza, gym socks, and something that died in the sewer.

My cousin came over and I could smell her fadookie from the next street.

I asked her to come closer, and she said, 'I just ate pizza and did a fadookie.'

She walked in and I thought the trash can had a second life.