Fadookie

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A fadookie is when your butt is so busy shitting, it looks like it’s doing a full-time job.

My ass is on strike. Fadookie for life.

I just ate three burgers. Fadookie is my new religion.

I took such a fadookie, my neighbor called the police.

A fadookie is a girl who smells like old pizza and a dirty diaper.

That girl is a fadookie. I can smell her from the next block.

She walked into class and I had to leave.

Her perfume is just bad luck.

A fadookie is when you’re on the toilet and still checking your phone like it’s the last day of school.

I was taking a fadookie and still responded to my ex.

My phone is more important than my bowels.

I took a fadookie and got a notification about my mom’s funeral.