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A tiny, annoying girl named Michelle who thinks she's hot and acts like she's the queen of the stupid people
Michelle texted me: 'I'm the best wife ever. You're just a sad man.'
At the grocery store, Michelle yelled at the cashier for not giving her the last bag of chips.
Michelle called me a 'dumb tool' because I forgot her birthday again.
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A brainless twerp who ruins perfectly good phrases just to make himself look dumber
He said, 'You're not the brightest tool in the shed. You're the dullest.'
He turned 'I'm fine' into 'I'm the most fine person ever.'
He texted me: 'You're not the smartest. You're the dumbest. Period.'
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