Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you jam your stinky toe up your butt and use your other foot to rub your weenie like it’s the last slice of pizza

My uncle does this every time he watches football

She did it in the middle of class and got sent to the office

He did it in the grocery store and got kicked out

2

Putting your smelly toe where the sun don’t shine and using your foot to give your cock a happy dance

He did it in the car and the whole family heard him

She did it during a Zoom meeting and everyone was confused

He did it in the kitchen and the dog ran away

3

Screwing yourself with your own toe and foot while your brain explodes from the pleasure

He did it in the bathroom and the toilet overflowed

She did it in the mall and got yelled at

He did it in the park and people stared

4

Using your foot to rub your cock while your toe is up your butt like you’re giving yourself a foot massage and a butt plug at the same time

He did it in the school hallway and got in trouble

She did it during a movie and the whole theater heard her

He did it on the bus and everyone laughed

5

Sticking your toe up your butt and using your foot to rub your cock like you’re the king of the toilet and the queen of the shower

He did it in the gym and everyone stared

She did it in the library and got kicked out

He did it in the restaurant and the waiter was confused

6

Squishing your toe up your butt and using your foot to rub your cock like it’s the best day ever and you’re the most popular kid in school

He did it in the classroom and the teacher was mad

She did it in the mall and got yelled at

He did it in the park and people took pictures